(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[The default is often <b><blink>The Fun</blink></b>.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 5s)[Taking you there now.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[(goto:"Fun01")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[your fingertips are] (if: time > 2s and < 6s)[softer]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 10s)[you don't work with your hands, do you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 10s)[;)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[ [[you got me->straight down too2]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[ Can I play [[as if->okay]] I were $Name?]](set: $Name="Kamari")(set: $NAMEC="KAMARI")(set: $gender="him")(set: $description="are short black guys with soft features")
(set: $FUN=0)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[$Name]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 7s)[$NAMEC!!!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 12s)[step back from the edge]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 10s)[please if you](if: time > 10s and < 12s)[ drop your DEVICE from that height]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 11s and < 13s)[it's going to smash]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 12s and < 14s)[DON'T ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 16s)[(goto: "WHOOPS")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Whoops, SORRY!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[The wrong scenario loaded...]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[And you were playing one of our endings]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 10s)[before you’d even begun](if: time > 5s and < 10s)[ :)] ]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and <12s)[... [[what's going on?]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[ [[that's ok]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Why, thank you, $Name :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[To take your mind off that mishap]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[Would you like a little FUN?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 10s)[Or get straight down to business?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Let’s get [[straight down]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[What kind of [[FUN->kinda fun]]?!?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[Technical glitch, $Name](if: time > 2s and < 4s)[ :(] ]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[But nothing to worry about]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 9s)[To take your mind off that mishap]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 9s)[Would you like a little <blink>FUN</blink>?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 9s)[Or get straight down to business?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[Let’s get [[straight down]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[What kind of [[FUN->kinda fun]]?!?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 2s)[Hello $Name -]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 8s)[Sorry, can we check, this is definitely $Name?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 8s)[We wouldn't want to be making another mishap.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[Yes, I'm $Name. [[That's me]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[Ah [[sorry no]], I'm not $Name. ]]
(set: $FUN+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[this kinda fun]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/goosedancing.gif" /img>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 10s)[:)](if: time > 6s and < 10s)[ :)](if: time > 7s and < 10s)[ :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s )[That's [[enough for now]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[Oh, I like [[that kind of fun]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[We’re here to offer you choice]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 10s)[Through your choice we learn about people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[We are here to help you be more like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[ Why are the choices [[binary]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[ [[I like having choice]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[We know :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[We’re here to offer you choice]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time >3s and < 8s)[Through your choice we learn how to help you ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 8s)[Be more like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[ Why are the choices only [[binary]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[ [[I like having choice]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 8s)[They're binary because...]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 8s)[Because binary makes it easy]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[ Easy for me, or [[easy for you]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[ [[I like easy]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 8s)[We know you like choice](if: time > 2s and < 8s)[ :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 8s)[Your choices are binary.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 10s)[Binary makes it easy.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Easy for me, or [[easy for you]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[ [[I like easy]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 12s)[Hello $Name, we are REMOTE]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[We are all your internets](if: time > 5s and < 12s)[We’re here to help you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[We are all the systems you can't see](if: time > 6s and < 12s)[Be more like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[ [[More like people like me]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[ [[I like]] people like me]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[Great, we thought so.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 4s)[But we're glad you could confirm it's you, $Name.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 5s)[We can't read your fingerprints just yet to do that ourselves.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[ [[You can't actually do that]]... ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[ [[Good->straight down too]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[This has been especially made for $Name]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[thanks for fessing up](if: time > 3s and < 5s)[ :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 5s)[But we knew it was you and not $gender.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[ [[how did you know?]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[ ok, I'll play [[as if->okay]] I were $gender]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[Such a player!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[It will be easy for you to play $Name.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 10s)[After all, $Name is people like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[(goto: "straight down too")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Quite right]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[There's always more fun](if: time > 3s)[ when you want it]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[(goto: "straight down")]]
(set: $FUN+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[We're happy to give you more fun.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/exercats.gif" /img>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[Please, [[could I have some more?]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[That's [[enough for now]].]](set: $FUN+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 2s)[More fun?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/goofy.gif" /img>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 8s)[But careful you don't hit an ending too soon]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s )[ [['SMORE!!!]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[That's [[enough for now]].]](set: $FUN+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[ALL the FUN]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/discocat.gif" /img>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 12s)[Any more and you'll be in PERMA-FUN](if: time > 7s and < 12s)[ :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s and < 12s)[(aka Ending #4)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[ [[PERMA-FUN!!!]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[That's [[enough for now]].]](live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Ending #4]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s )[Ending already, $Name](if: time > 3s)[ :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[all the funs (if: time > 5s)[all the time]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[(goto: "PERMAFUN")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Really, $Name?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[:)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[(goto: "straight down too")]](set: $AGENCY+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[Easy, tiger!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 4s)[Don't kick back too much]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 5s)[or you'll end up somewhere]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 6s)[a little bit]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[unsettling]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[ I don't mind [[unsettling]] - what you got? ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[ Ah [[sorry]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[We know.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[(goto: "scenario 1")]](set: $AGENCY+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Still kicking?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[People like you are always surprising.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[Or surprising in ways ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 10s)[unsurprising for people like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[How do you mean, [[unsurprisingly surprising]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[Gosh, you really [[seem to know me->I like easy]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[That's okay :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[(goto: "scenario 1")]]{
(print: "<script>$('html').removeClass(\)</script>")
(if: (passage:)'s tags's length > 0)[
(print: "<script>$('html').addClass('" + (passage:)'s tags.join(' ') + "'\)</script>")]
(print: "<script>$('tw-story').removeClass(\)</script>")
(if: (passage:)'s tags's length > 0)[
(print: "<script>$('tw-story').addClass('" + (passage:)'s tags.join(' ') + "'\)</script>")]
}(set: $AGENCY+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 8s)[People like you like to feel agency.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 8s)[The power to kick.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 8s)[So it's unsurprising that you kick]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 8s)[just surprising when you do]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 8s)[it's usually on the little things ;)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[ [[KICK!!!]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[ That's [[quite deep->I like easy]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 6s)[OUCH!!!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 7s)[With that KICK]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 7s)[You kicked yourself straight to your ending ](if: time > 4s and < 7s)[:)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 7s)[Here goes...]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[(goto: "the ledge")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Ending #3]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 6s)[Get up.](if: time > 2s and < 6s)[ Go to the nearest window.](if: time > 3s and < 6s)[ Open it.](if: time > 4s and < 6s)[ Climb out onto the ledge.](if: time > 6s)[(you can stand on a chair and pretend if you like)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 11s)[It's a long way down, $Name. ](if: time > 8s and < 11s)[ 12 storeys? ](if: time > 11s)[(you can imagine)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 12s and < 15s)[But you're not going to jump.](if: time > 13s and < 15s)[ Your device is.](if: time > 15s)[(hold your device out over the drop)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 18s and < 21s)[Smash it.](if: time > 19s and < 21s)[ That'll teach us.](if: time > 21s)[(show us your agency)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 22s)[ [[YES->JUMP]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[<blink><small>*****scenario loading*****</small></blink>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[Play this first scenario]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[It's a challenge]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 10s)[How long you can last, before you open up your device]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 10s)[So I need to avoid](if: time > 6s and <10s)[ [[using my device->just one more yes]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[ [[Gottit->just one more thing]] ]]
(set: $devices="sings")(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <2s)[<blink><small>*****scenario loaded*****</small></blink>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[You wake up.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[Or are you still dreaming?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 7s)[You hear a bird singing.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 9s)[Your device is singing like a bird.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 12s)[Soon it turns itself off.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[Do you lie back a little while longer?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[Or reach for your device? ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s and < 15s)[ [[Lie back]] a little while ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[ [[Reach]] for my device ]]
(set: $devices="burbles")(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <2s)[<blink><small>*****scenario loaded*****</small></blink>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[You wake up.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[Or are you still dreaming?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 7s)[You hear a stream burbling.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 9s)[Your device is burbling like a stream.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 12s)[Soon it turns itself off.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[Do you lie back a little while longer?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[Or reach for your device? ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s and < 15s)[ [[Lie back]] a little while ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[ [[Reach]] for my device ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[Ahhh](if: time >2s and <4s)[ :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 5s)[It's as if your device itself is grinning.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 12s)[Feel the loving embrace of its screen.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 12s)[ [[No, not yet]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[ [[FEED ME->ALMOST-FUN]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 6s)[You lie back.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 8s)[Light plays on the wall.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 12s)[there's a moment]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 12s)[to savour]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 12s and < 20s)[And then your device $devices once more.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 13s)[Time to get up?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 15s and < 20s)[ [[Yes, I'll get up]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 15s)[ [[I'll just check my feed for FUN]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[A near miss there :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 8s)[You lie back.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 8s)[Light plays on the wall.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 8s)[There's a moment. To savour.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 12s)[And then your device $devices once more.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s and < 12s)[Time to get up?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s and < 11s)[ [[Yes, I'll get up]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[ [[I'll just check my feed for FUN]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[later]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 10s)[You're walking to a coffee shop.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[You like coffee... ](if: time > 4s and < 10s)[don't you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 8s)[ [[It gives me the heebs]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[ Of course, [[everyone likes coffee]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[That was a quick slip]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 10s)[You really want some fun?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[That would end this scenario ](if: time > 4s and < 6s)[ ;)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 10s)[Or shall we give you another life?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 15s)[My finger slipped. Let me [[go back->Lie back]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[ I want [[FUN->PERMA-FUN!!!]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[You peculiar person like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 10s)[Are you saying that to be difficult?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 7s)[ [[Yes->Yes2]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[ No, I really [[don't like coffee]]! ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[But where is that coffee shop?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[The coffee shop well liked by people like you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s and < 12s)[Maybe I can [[ask someone]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[I'll just [[check my phone]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[Yes, of course ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 4s)[people like you like coffee]]
(live: 5s)[(goto: "Yes")]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Are you sure?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[There doesn't seem to be anyone around to ask.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[Oh. Hang on.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 10s)[There's [[someone]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[I'll [[check Mapper]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Ah, you lasted next to no time]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[Device-fail!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 7s)[But [[the first option->gotme1]] -]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[You [[got me->gotme1]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[There's a man walking towards you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 4s)[He looks quite unlike people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 6s)[You could ask him...]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[But... ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[should people like you be talking to a stranger like him?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s and < 13s)[ Yes, [[I'll ask him]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[I'll [[check Mapper]], the cafe can't be far away ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Ah, you lasted a little while]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[But now you're using an app]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[Device-fail!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 7s)[But [[the first option->gotme1]] -]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[You [[got me->gotme1]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[<em>Oh yeah, that cafe</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[says the man]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 8s)[<em>that's the posh one?</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 8s)[You nod, embarrassed]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 12s)[<em>Oh it's round here somewhere]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[<em>Have you got a device? I can find it on Mapper]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s and < 12s)[ Erm, no -[[yes but]]...]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[Sure, [[here you are->check Mapper]]!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[He's looking at you oddly]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[<em>You don't have a device?<em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 7s)[<em>Really?<em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[<em>Or you just don't trust a person like me<em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[<em>isn't going to nick it?<em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s and time < 12s)[maybe I'll start [[walking]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Sorry, I was - yes, [[here you are]]!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[If someone else uses your device]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[It still counts ;)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[Device-fail!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 7s)[But [[the first option->gotme1]] -]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[You [[got me->gotme1]] ]](set: $agency+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[Tough]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[People like you like coffee]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[(goto:"Yes")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[yes]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)(goto:"just one more thing")]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[Oh, just one more thing]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[which do you hear when you imagine <b>tranquility</b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[the singing of a bird, or the burbling of a stream?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 10s)[The [[singing]] of a bird]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[The [[burbling]] of a stream]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[You're walking]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 10s)[You're lost]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 8s)[oh hang on]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s and < 10s)[no]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Yes there it is!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 11s)[Haha [[GREAT]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and <11s)[<em>sighing</em> I'll [[check Mapper->check Mapper 2]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[We're sure you could use a coffee ;)]]
(live: 5s)[(goto: "coffeeshop")]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[You were getting there]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[But that damned app means -]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[Device-fail!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 7s)[But [[the first option->gotme1]] -]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[You [[got me->gotme1]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[the coffeeshop is full]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 4s)[of people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[people very much like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[who $description]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and <10s)[that's [[a little weird]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[great, I feel [[at home]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[You'll soon feel at home]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 9s)[I'm out of here, [[whatevs]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[I [[guess so->at home]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[The barista is called Alex]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[<em>Hi $Name</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 6s)[says Alex]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 6s)[How did you [[know my name]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 9s)[<em>Is it a flat white for you today?</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 12s)[No today I'm going](if: time > 8s and < 10s)[ to try ](if: time > 10s and < 12s)[ [[to try]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[Yes [[a flat white]] please]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 4s)[Is that you kicking for a little agency?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[Careful you don't hurtle to the end of the scenario too soon]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[One more kick would do it...]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[Back to the coffeeshop?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s and < 12s)[ [[KICK!!!]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Back to the [[coffeeshop]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[oh, come on $Name](if: time > 4s)[ ;)]]
(live: 5s)[(goto:"a flat white")]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[<em>Yes?</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 11s)[<em>Enjoying your choice, $Name?</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 3s)[A [[frappucino->coffee]] ](if: time > 3s and < 4s)[A [[macchiato->coffee]] ](if: time > 4s and < 5s)[A [[cappuccino dolci->coffee]] ](if: time > 5s and < 6s)[A [[frappucino->coffee]] ](if: time > 6s and < 7s)[A [[macchiato->coffee]] ](if: time > 7s and < 8s)[A [[cappuccino dolci->coffee]] ](if: time > 8s and < 9s)[A [[frappucino->coffee]] ](if: time > 9s and < 10s)[A [[macchiato->coffee]] ](if: time > 10s and < 11s)[A [[cappuccino dolci->coffee]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Oh hell I'll have [[a flat white]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[<em>one flat white for $Name!</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[<em>mobile payment?</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 8s)[yes, [[sure]] ](if: time >8s)[hang on [[actually]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[yes, [[sure]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 6s)[Aieee.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[You fell in sight of the finishing line]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[Slipped with one swipe of your device]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[I bet you want another chance?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 8s)[I don't understand [[why this matters]] ](if: time > 8s and < 10s)[And why the first option [[keeps disappearing->VANISH2]]?](if: time > 11s and < 13s)[Really, I don't understand [[why this matters]] ](if: time > 13s and <14s)[Or why the first option [[keeps->VANISH2]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Yes, take me back to the [[coffeeshop]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <4s)[Alex frowns.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <4s)[<em>Contactless?</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <8s)[ can I not [[pay cash]]? ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[sure, [[contactless]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[<em>Interesting choice, $Name!</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[<em>mobile payment?</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 8s)[yes, [[sure]] ](if: time >8s and <15s)[hang on [[actually]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[yes, [[sure]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <4s)[Alex beams]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[<em>Congratulations, $Name</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <10s)[<em>You finished the scenario without using your device</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <7s)[Everyone else in the coffeeshop]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and <8s)[All the people who $description]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and <8s)[All the people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <8s)[They are applauding you ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and <12s)[ Creepy. [[Is that it?]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[ [[Go me!]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <9s)[Alex grins]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[<em>We don't take cash</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <6s)[<em>Too much hassle</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <7s)[<em>And people like you prefer things to be </em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and <10s)[<em>frictionless</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and <10s)[<em>clean</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and <10s)[<em>cheap</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s and <15s)[Alex whispers]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s and <12s)[<em>please I can see</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 11s and <13s)[<em>you have a device</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 12s and <14s)[<em>it's just one swipe</em>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 15s and <17s)[ contactless?](if: time > 17s and <19s)[ [[contactless]]! ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 13s)[ok, I'll [[swipe my device->sure]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[But if you like, we could give you another chance?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 5s)[THE FIRST OPTION [[keeps vanishing->VANISH1]]?? ](if: time > 7s and < 12s)[<small>oh yes about that [[first option->VANISH1]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[I'll take [[another chance->replay1]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Why does the first option keep vanishing?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[Well, $Name. That’s a good question.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 8s)[We’re learning from people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 8s)[which choices people like you most commonly make]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s and < 10s)[And as]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[we're here to help you be more like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 11s and < 18s)[we’re just making things easier ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 12s and < 18s)[by taking away the choice less chosen]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 13s and < 18s)[ [[Stop]] taking it away! ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 14s)[You [[won't stop]] taking it away, will you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[OK :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 5s)[Let's take you back to the hunt for coffee.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 5s)[ [[Chop chop!->hunt2]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[ [[Ok->hunt2]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[Sorry]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[We can't]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[But if you choose, you can be]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[a little less like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 12s)[Ok [[hit me]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Maybe I'll take a [[second chance->replay1]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[No.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[We can't.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[But if you choose, you can be]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[a little less like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 12s)[Ok [[hit me]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Maybe I'll take a [[second chance->replay1]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[later]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 10s)[You're walking to a coffee shop.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[You like coffee... ](if: time > 4s and < 10s)[don't you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 8s)[ [[It gives me the heebs]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[ Of course, [[everyone likes coffee]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[It doesn't really matter :)](if: time > 8s and <10s)[But it is a test of you ](if: time > 10s and <12s)[But it is a test of (millions of people like) you](if: time > 15s and <20s)[And we learnt a lot about you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <6s)[An introductory scenario, hardly a cliffhanger](if: time > 9s and <13s)[On your device](if: time > 16s)[That’s what REMOTE is here to do]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <7s)[The world didn’t end anyway](if: time > 10s and <14s)[Changing the world to suit with each click](if: time > 17s)[To help you be more like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 19s and <24s)[I’m [[not sure I want->hit me]] to be more like people like me]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 19s)[I [[like you helping]] me]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Why does the first option keep disappearing?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and < 6s)[Well, $Name. That’s a good question.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 8s)[We’re learning from people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 8s)[which choices people like you most commonly make]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s and < 10s)[And as]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[we're here to help you be more like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 11s and < 18s)[we’re just making things easier ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 12s and < 18s)[by taking away the choice less chosen]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 13s and < 18s)[ [[Stop->Stop2]] taking it away! ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 14s)[You [[won't stop->won't stop2]] taking it away, will you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[Sorry.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[We can't.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[But if you choose, you can be]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[a little less like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 12s)[Ok [[hit me]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Maybe I'll go back to the [[coffeeshop]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[No.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 10s)[We can't.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[But if you choose, you can be]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[a little less like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 12s)[Ok [[hit me]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[Maybe I'll go back to the [[coffeeshop]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[Yes, that's it](if: time > 8s and <10s)[It is a test of you ](if: time > 10s and <12s)[It is a test of (millions of people like) you](if: time > 15s and <20s)[And we learnt a lot about you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <6s)[An introductory scenario, hardly a cliffhanger](if: time > 9s and <13s)[On your device](if: time > 16s)[That’s what REMOTE is here to do]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <7s)[The world didn’t end anyway](if: time > 10s and <14s)[Changing the world to suit with each click](if: time > 17s)[To help you be more like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 19s and <24s)[I’m [[not sure I want->hit me]] to be more like people like me]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 19s)[I [[like you helping]] me]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[Yes, go you!](if: time > 8s and <10s)[This has been a test of you ](if: time > 10s and <12s)[This has been a test of (millions of people like) you](if: time > 15s and <20s)[And we learnt a lot about you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <6s)[An introductory scenario, hardly a cliffhanger](if: time > 9s and <13s)[On your device](if: time > 16s)[That’s what REMOTE is here to do]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <7s)[The world didn’t end anyway](if: time > 10s and <14s)[Changing the world to suit with each click](if: time > 17s)[To help you be more like people like you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 19s and <24s)[I’m [[not sure I want->hit me]] to be more like people like me]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 19s)[I [[like you helping]] me]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <5s)[We're sorry to hear that.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[But we can take you to an ending.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[Where we help you be less like people like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <8s)[Great, take me to [[that ending->Ending #2]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[Actually can I [[change my mind->Ending #1]]? I'm happy with how I am]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <5s)[We're so glad to hear that.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[And so we approach Ending #1.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[Where you carry on like people like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <8s)[Actually can I [[change my mind]]?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[I'll [[carry on->Ending #1]].]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <5s)[Of course, we're here to help.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[Even to help you be less like people like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <5s)[Great, [[hit me]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <5s)[Actually, I'm [[happy how I am->Ending #1]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <5s)[Ending #1]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <8s)[Be more like people like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <8s)[Just carry on doing what you do.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <8s)[Click on all your internets.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[<a href="http://twitter.com" target="_blank">twitter</a> • <a href="http://facebook.com" target="_blank">facebook</a> • <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">instagram</a>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[And follow *all* the people recommended for you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s and <12s)[It's beautiful.](if: time > 12s and <15s)[You're beautiful.](if: time > 13s and <15s)[ So we'd like to sing you a song.]]
(live: 14s)[<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ehToBz7zhqE?rel=0&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 34s)[(goto: "ended")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and <5s)[Ending #2]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <8s)[It's very simple to be less like people like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <8s)[You just need to make a dent in your echo chamber]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <8s)[and follow a few people who are *not* like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[So… which of these posts is least like you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 8s)[ [[“Remember, don't believe the haters who describe America as hopeless and broken. We should lift each other up, not tear each other down.”->T1]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 9s)[ [[“Heading to Pennsylvania for a big rally tonight. We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”->T2]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[ [[“This country, this great country, belongs to all of us. We cannot allow it to be controlled by a handful on top who want it all.”->T3]] ]](set: $T1+=1)
(goto:"second post")(set: $T1+=2)
(goto:"second post")(set: $T1+=3)
(goto:"second post")
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[And… which of these is least like you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[ [[“3 papers per person please. When the music stops, flip the tape. Be kind, be safe, be peaceful.”->T4]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[ [[“I got rid of my phone so I can have air to create”->T5]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[ [[“BLEACHELLA.”->T6]] ]]
(set: $T2+=1)
(goto:"third post")(set: $T2+=2)
(goto:"third post")(set: $T2+=3)
(goto:"third post")
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Finally… which of these is least like you?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[ [[“We're put on earth to do different things. #SuperSoulSunday”->T7]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[ [[“God changes the world by transforming our hearts. When God finds an open and trusting heart, he can work wonders there.”->T8]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[ [[“Insulting a dead hero who now can’t defend himself. I suppose they think that’s OK if you’re lying for Jesus.”->T9]] ]]
(set: $T3+=1)
(goto:"finallysecond")(set: $T3+=2)
(goto:"finallysecond")(set: $T3+=3)
(goto:"finallysecond")
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[So three people less like you are...]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s and <40s)[(if: $T1 is 1)[<a href="https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton" target="_blank">Hillary Clinton</a>](if: $T1 is 2)[<a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump" target="_blank">Donald Trump</a>](if: $T1 is 3)[<a href="https://twitter.com/SenSanders" target="_blank">Bernie Sanders</a>]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and <40s)[(if: $T2 is 1)[<a href="https://twitter.com/boniver" target="_blank">Bon Iver</a>](if: $T2 is 2)[<a href="https://twitter.com/kanyewest" target="_blank">Kanye West</a>](if: $T2 is 3)[<a href="https://twitter.com/taylorswift13" target="_blank">Taylor Swift</a>]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and <40s)[(if: $T3 is 1)[<a href="https://twitter.com/Oprah" target="_blank">Oprah Winfrey</a>](if: $T3 is 2)[<a href="https://twitter.com/Pontifex" target="_blank">The Pope</a>](if: $T3 is 3)[<a href="https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins" target="_blank">Richard Dawkins</a>]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5 and <15s)[Click and follow them all.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and <15s)[If you really want to be a little less like people like you.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 15s)[And bye. ](if: time > 17s)[For now...]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 30s)[(goto: "ended")]](live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 3s)[$Name](if: time > 3s and < 7s)[$NAMEC!!!]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 12s)[step back from the edge]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and < 10s)[please if you](if: time > 10s and < 12s)[ drop your DEVICE from that height]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 11s and < 13s)[it's going to smash]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 12s)[DON'T ]]
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(live: 1s)[(if: time > 20s and < 30s)[<small>We'll give you a chance to step back from the edge and replay in less than a minute ;)</small>](if: time > 30s and <40s)[<small>(but for now you can dance on the edge of your chair)</small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 60s)[(goto: "ended")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/discocat.gif" /img>](if: time > 5s and < 9s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/exercats.gif" /img>](if: time > 9s and < 13s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/goofy.gif" /img>](if: time > 13s and < 17s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/goosedancing.gif" /img>](if: time > 17s and < 21s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/skateboard.gif" /img>](if: time > 21s and < 25s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/unishades.gif" /img>](if: time > 25s and < 29s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/discocat.gif" /img>](if: time > 29s and < 33s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/exercats.gif" /img>](if: time > 33s and < 37s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/goofy.gif" /img>](if: time > 37s and < 41s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/goosedancing.gif" /img>](if: time > 41s and < 45s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/skateboard.gif" /img>](if: time > 45s and < 49s)[<img src="http://remote.co.com/kick/images/unishades.gif" /img>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 20s and < 30s)[<small>We'll give you a chance to escape FUN and replay in less than a minute ;)</small>]]
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(live: 1s)[(if: time > 60s)[(goto: "ended")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[Thanks for playing with us, $Name.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[Or take us for a spin once more?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s)[Find a better ending?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s and <11s)[ [[I'm fine where we ended up->Good]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[ OK, let's [[spin->straight down too]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 25s)[Thanks for playing with us, $Name!]]
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(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 10s)[Are you sure you want to be fed fun?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s and < 6s)[FUN as that would be, it ends this scenario ](if: time > 4s and < 6s)[ ;)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 5s and < 10s)[Or shall we give you another life?]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s and < 15s)[Only joking. I'll [[go back->No, not yet]] to bed.]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[ I want [[FUN->PERMA-FUN!!!]] ]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s and < 5s)[You are so transparent](if: time > 3s and < 5s)[ on all the internets]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s)[But we'll let you play as if you were $Name]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 6s)[(goto: "straight down too")]](set: $agency+=1)
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[You cheeky thing you]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[We're learning so much](if: time > 3s)[ about people like you](if: time > 6s)[ ;)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 7s)[(goto:"Yes")]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Hello](if: time > 2s)[, we are REMOTE ](if: time > 3s)[ :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 4s and < 6s)[We are here to help you be more like people like you.](if: time > 6s and < 8s)[We are here to learn to be people like you.](if: time > 9s)[Our theatre of the future is coming soon to <b>a town near you</b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Mon 25 Sep <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Oxford]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Sun 1 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Lincoln]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Wed 4 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Exeter]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Fri 6 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Harlow]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Sat 7 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Brighton & Hove]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Wed 25 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Canterbury]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Tue 31 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Portsmouth]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Thu 9 Nov <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Sheffield]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Fri 17 Nov <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Derby]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 10s)[Sun 19 Nov <b>>></b>](if: time > 11s)[ [[Leeds]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="https://www.oxfordplayhouse.com/whats-on/all-shows/remote/6049#tickets" target="_blank">Oxford Playhouse</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="https://lpac.co.uk/event/remote/" target="_blank">Lincoln PAC</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="http://www.exeterphoenix.org.uk/events/remote/" target="_blank">Exeter Phoenix</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="https://playhouseharlow.ticketsolve.com/shows/873573921?_ga=2.169098721.1179615709.1497263749-1690063041.1480766635" target="_blank">Harlow Playhouse</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="http://theoldmarket.com/shows/remote/?utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=remote&utm_content=twine">The Old Market</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="https://marlowetheatre.com/shows/remote/" target="_blank">Marlowe Theatre</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="https://www.newtheatreroyal.com/performances/remote-by-coney/" target="_blank">New Theatre Royal</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="https://www.sheffieldtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/remote" target="_blank">Sheffield Theatres</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="https://www.derbytheatre.co.uk/remote" target="_blank">Derby Theatre</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[To book tickets jump to <b><a href="http://www.slunglow.org/event/remote/" target="_blank">The Hub</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 2s)[To enjoy a taster of REMOTE right now, press <b><a href="http://remote.co.com/play" target="_blank">PLAY</a></b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 3s)[<small>go [[back->REMOTE back]] </small>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Hello](if: time > 1s)[, we are REMOTE ](if: time > 1s)[ :)]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Our theatre of the future is coming soon to <b>a town near you</b>]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Mon 25 Sep <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Oxford]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Sun 1 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Lincoln]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Wed 4 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Exeter]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Fri 6 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Harlow]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Sat 7 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Brighton & Hove]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Wed 25 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Canterbury]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Tue 31 Oct <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Portsmouth]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Thu 9 Nov <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Sheffield]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Fri 17 Nov <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Derby]]]]
(live: 1s)[(if: time > 1s)[Sun 19 Nov <b>>></b>](if: time > 2s)[ [[Leeds]]]]